foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

goodson:

this is the last quiz of the school year i think my professor is tired

goodson:

this is the last quiz of the school year i think my professor is tired

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your now favourite colour.
Anonymous (via timid)
awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

thatwetshirt:

andy dwyer, king of logic

theroyalorphans:

roy-ality:

best part.

#’hermione just stole all our shit’ is basically the entire harry potter series from a teachers perspective